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Van Helsings Guide to Monsters and Dating
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Meet Jefferson Van Helsing, descendant of the greatest vampire hunter of all time, as he faces horrifying monsters and even more terrifying first dates in Portland, Oregon.Polite conversation is quite limited when youre a descendant of the man who hunted Dracula, and it makes going on nice dinner dates damn near impossible. But Jeff, Portlands local monster hunter, revels in the gore of his notquiteday job.In this guidebook, Jeff teaches the reader how to face an encounter with the most evil creatures of darkness, be they an 800yearold bloodsucking fiend or a finance major who only has coffee!!! listed as their interest. He may still be learning the ins and outs of romantic etiquette, but killing monsters is in his blood.Van Helsings Guide to Monsters and Dating is an illustrated monster/dating companion where readers will learn how to identify and fight ghouls, ghosts, vampires and more. In this harrowing debut by Ben Crew, Jeff stumbles into true love, discovers the importance of brotime, and accidentally triggers a centuryold prophecy all in a goodnatured attempt to better the world by bettering himself.
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