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Wait, You'Re Not A Centaur: 5050 Word Stories And Drawings,Used
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A Collection Of 50 Fifty Word Stories By Musician/ Artist/ Writer/ Triathelete/ Ice Cream Lover/ Renaissance Man Nate Denver. At Turns Scary, Sweet, Totally Bizarre, Hilarious, And Always Heartfelt, These 50 Stories Read A Lot Like Haiku Poems, Except, Well Longer. Nate Also Did A Bunch Of Drawings For The Book, And They Rule. This Book Also Contains A Fulllength, 21 Song Cd, 'Ghost Alarm', By Nate Denver'S Neck (Which Is, Strangely Enough, The Same Guy As The Author. Go Figure.) Introduction By Adam Jones Of Tool.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'Wait, You're Not a Centaur'? A: The book features a collection of 50 fifty-word stories that explore a variety of themes including humor, horror, and heartwarming moments, all presented in a concise format reminiscent of haiku poems.
- Q: Who is the author of this book? A: The author is Nathaniel Drake Denver, who is also known for his work as a musician and artist.
- Q: Does the book include illustrations? A: Yes, 'Wait, You're Not a Centaur' includes several drawings created by the author, adding a unique visual element to the stories.
- Q: What additional content is included with the book? A: The book comes with a full-length, 21 song CD titled 'Ghost Alarm' by Nate Denver's Neck, which is a musical project by the author.
- Q: What is the format and condition of the book? A: The book is a used paperback in good condition, consisting of 120 pages.
- Q: When was 'Wait, You're Not a Centaur' published? A: The book was published on October 9, 2006.
- Q: Is this book suitable for all ages? A: While the book contains a variety of stories, readers should be aware that some themes may not be suitable for younger audiences, as it includes elements that are scary or bizarre.
- Q: What makes this book unique compared to other short story collections? A: Its unique blend of fifty-word stories and accompanying illustrations, along with the inclusion of a music CD, sets it apart from traditional short story collections.
- Q: Can I purchase this book if I am not familiar with the author? A: Absolutely, the book can be enjoyed by anyone, regardless of prior knowledge of Nathaniel Drake Denver, as it offers a fresh and engaging reading experience.
- Q: Are there any reviews or feedback from readers? A: Yes, many readers appreciate the creativity and brevity of the stories, often highlighting the humor and emotional depth present in the collection.