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On the heels of George Carlin's #1 New York Times bestseller Napalm & Silly Putty comes When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? infused with Carlin's trademark irreverent humor and biting cultural observations.Here we go again . . . George Carlin's hilarious When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? offers his cuttingedge opinions and observational humor on everything from evasive euphemistic language to politicians to the media to dead people. Nothing and no one is safe!Despite the current climate of political correctness, Carlin is not afraid to take on controversial topics:Carlin on the media: The media comprises equal parts business, politics, advertising, public relations, and show business. Nice combination. Enough bull for Texas to open a chain of branch offices. Carlin on the battle of the sexes: Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Carlin on hygiene: When did they pass a law that says the people who make my sandwich have to be wearing gloves? I'm not comfortable with this. I don't want glove residue all over my food; it's not sanitary. Who knows where these gloves have been? Carlin on evasive language: Just to demonstrate how far using euphemisms in language has gone, some psychologists are now actually referring to ugly people as those with 'severe appearance deficits.' Hey, Doctor. How's that for 'denial'? Carlin on politics: No selfrespecting politician would ever admit to working in the government. They prefer to think of themselves 'serving the nation.' To help visualize the service they provide the country, you may wish to picture the things that take place on a stud farm. The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, Carlin puts voice to issues that capture the modern imagination. For instance, why are there Ten Commandments? Are UFOs real? What will the future really be like? This brandnew collection tackles all that and more.In When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? Carlin's razorsharp observations demolish everyday values and leave you laughing out louddelivering exactly what his countless fans have been waiting for.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' A: The main theme of 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' revolves around George Carlin's trademark humor, which critiques societal norms, politics, and media through sharp observations and irreverent commentary.
- Q: Who is the author of 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' A: The author of 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' is George Carlin, a renowned comedian known for his insightful and often controversial humor.
- Q: What type of book is 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' A: 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' is categorized as an essay collection that combines elements of comedy and satire, addressing various topics in society and culture.
- Q: How many pages are in 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' A: 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' contains 320 pages, filled with Carlin's unique perspectives and humor.
- Q: What is the binding type of this book? A: 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' is available in hardcover binding, making it a durable addition to any bookshelf.
- Q: When was 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' published? A: 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' was published on October 12, 2004.
- Q: Is 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' suitable for all audiences? A: 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' contains adult humor and themes that may not be suitable for younger audiences; it is recommended for mature readers.
- Q: What are some key topics discussed in the book? A: Key topics in 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' include media criticism, political commentary, cultural observations, and humorous takes on societal issues.
- Q: Is this book part of a series? A: 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' is a standalone essay collection and not part of a series.
- Q: What edition of the book is available? A: 'When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?' is available in its first edition.