Title
Whitstable Mum In Custard Shortage
Sold by Ergodebooks, an authorized reseller.
Returns accepted within 30 days | support@ergodebooks.com
Shipping Information
- Free Standard Shipping — United States only
- Processing Time: 1–3 business days
- Estimated Delivery: 3–5 business days after dispatch
- Double-boxed, fully insured & discreetly packaged
- Tracking number sent via email once dispatched
- Orders over $250 require signature upon delivery. Taxes calculated at checkout.
Returns & Refund
Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery.
Damaged or Defective Item
Free return shipping + replacement or full refund
Wrong Item Received
Free return shipping + replacement or full refund
Change of Mind
Return shipping at customer's expense · 25% restocking fee applies
Payment Option
The Funniest, Quirkiest Stories From Britain'S Finest Local Newspapers From 'Dead Man Found In Graveyard' To 'Welsh Bungalow Has Neat Garden' In Whitstable Mum In Custard Shortage. Every Week Britain'S Local Journalists Bring Their Investigative Skills To Stories Of Vital Historical Importance. While Global Conflicts Rage, The Local Newspaper Looks Closer To Home To The Events That Really Matter. These Stories Range From Animal News ('Smug Swans Attack Dalmatian') To People In Peril ('Man Found Nailed To Bench'), And From Domestic Dramas ('Oven Removed From Home') To Nearmisses ('No Flood Warnings For North Somerset'). Whitstable Mum In Custard Shortage Is The First Book To Collect And Celebrate These Triumphs Of British Communities. The Next Time There'S A Global News Event, Just Somewhere A Local Reporter Is Crafting 500 Words On The 'Youth Found In Phone Box With Fork', While Their Fellow Hack Is Collecting 'Tributes As Popular Lichfield Cat Dies'... 'Just Genius! This Is My New Favourite Coffee Book' Fearne Cotton, Bbc Radio 1 'A Heavenly Collection Of Cuts And Headlines. Reminds Us Of The Utter Bliss That Is Local News' Rachel Johnson, Evening Standard, Books Of The Year 'I Love These Sensational Headlines Our Newspapers Have Produced...Fantastic! It'S A Great Book' Nicky Campbell, 5 Live
⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: The book contains three hundred four pages. This length provides ample space for the collection of quirky local stories.
- Q: What is the binding type of this book? A: This book is bound in hardcover. The hardcover binding adds durability and makes it suitable for frequent handling.
- Q: What are the dimensions of the book? A: The book measures six point three eight inches in length, zero point nine eight inches in width, and eight point six six inches in height. These dimensions make it easy to fit on a standard bookshelf.
- Q: Is this book suitable for all ages? A: Yes, this book is suitable for readers of all ages. Its humor and quirky stories appeal to a wide audience.
- Q: What genre does this book belong to? A: This book falls under the humor genre. It features a collection of funny and quirky stories from local newspapers.
- Q: Who is the author of the book? A: The book is authored by various local journalists. It compiles stories from different sources across Britain.
- Q: How should I care for this book? A: To keep this book in good condition, store it upright on a shelf. Avoid exposure to direct sunlight to prevent fading.
- Q: Is there a warranty or return policy for this book? A: Yes, there is a return policy in place. If the book arrives damaged or not as described, you can return it for a refund.
- Q: Can I gift this book to someone who loves humor? A: Yes, this book makes an excellent gift for humor lovers. Its collection of funny stories is sure to entertain.
- Q: What if the book arrives damaged? A: If the book arrives damaged, you can contact customer support to initiate a return or exchange process.
- Q: Is this book a good coffee table book? A: Yes, this book is an ideal coffee table book. Its quirky stories invite casual reading and can spark conversations.
- Q: Are there illustrations in the book? A: No, the book focuses on text. It showcases the humorous headlines and stories from local newspapers without illustrations.
- Q: Can I find this book in a library? A: Yes, many libraries stock this book. It is popular due to its unique content and humorous take on local news.
- Q: What themes are explored in this book? A: The book explores various themes including community events, quirky animal encounters, and humorous human interest stories.
- Q: Is this book part of a series? A: No, this book is a standalone publication. It celebrates local journalism without being part of a series.
- Q: Does this book contain any adult content? A: No, the content is family-friendly. The humor and stories are suitable for readers of all ages.