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You DonT Know Dick: How I Healed My Daddy Issues Fixing Broken Dicks
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In The Wake Of A Family Tragedy And A Stagnant, Sexless Relationship, Struggling Actress Kristina Unexpectedly Finds Herself In A Bizarre New Career Path: A Clinical Dick Fixer In The Wild, Wonderful World Of Los Angeles Wellness. Armed With A JackhammerLike Machine And An Unhealthy Dose Of Imposter Syndrome, She Dives Headfirst Into The Intimate Issues Of Hundreds Of Men, From Famous Hollywood Types Seeking Enhancement To Octogenarians Wanting To Reignite Their Love Lives. What Begins As A Desperate Attempt To Earn Rent Money Soon Transforms Into A Hilariously Unconventional Journey, As Kristina Discovers That Repairing Broken Penises And Mending Fragile Male Egos Might Be The Weirdest, Most Rewarding Way To Confront Her Own Messy Grief, DeepSeated Daddy Issues, And The Comical Absurdity Of Her Own NonExistent Sex Life.As She Navigates A Parade Of Dicks (All Shapes And Sizes), Accidental Taint Zaps, And Intimate Confessions From Her Clients, Kristina Realizes Her New Calling Is Far More Than Just A Job; ItS A Spiritual Classroom. From Counseling A Man On Mermaid Roleplay To Smushing A Fly On A ClientS Erect Penis, She Collects A Treasure Trove Of YouLl Never Believe This Stories, All While Grappling With The Confusing Emptiness Left By Her Estranged FatherS Death And Her Own Inability To Ask For Intimacy. Ultimately, Through The Raw Vulnerability Of These Encounters, Kristina Uncovers Profound Truths About Connection, Healing, And What It Truly Means To Be Whole, Even If It Means Letting Go Of Fantasies And Embracing The Wonderfully Weird Reality Of A Life Spent, Quite Literally, ElbowDeep In Other PeopleS Problems.
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