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You Don'T Love Me Yet: A Novel
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From The Incomparable Jonathan Lethem, A Raucous Romantic Farce That Explores The Paradoxes Of Love And Artlucinda Hoekke Spends Eight Hours A Day At The Complaint Line, Listening To Anonymous Callers Air Their Random Grievances. Most Of The Time, The Work Is Excruciatingly Tedious. But One Frequent Caller, Who Insists On Speaking Only To Lucinda, Captivates Her With His Offcolor Ruminations And Opaque Selfreflections. In Blatant Defiance Of The Rules, Lucinda And The Complainer Arrange A Facetoface Meetingand Fall Desperately In Love.Consumed By Passion, Lucinda Manages Only To Tear Herself Away From The Complainer To Practice With The Alternative Band In Which She Plays Bass. The Lead Singer Of The Band Is Matthew, A Confused Young Man Who Works At The Zoo And Has Kidnapped A Kangaroo To Save It From Ennui. Denise, The Drummer, Works At No Shame, A Masturbation Boutique. The Bands Talented Lyricist, Bedwin, Conflicted About The Groups Asyetnonexistent Fame, Is Suffering From Writers Block. Hoping To Recharge The Bands Creative Energy, Lucinda Suggests Some Of The Complainers Philosophical Musings To Bedwin. When Bedwin Transforms Them Into Brilliant Songs, The Band Gets Its Big Break, Including An Invitation To Appear On L.A.S Premiere Alternative Radio Show. The Only Problem Is The Complainer. He Insists On Joining The Band, With Disastrous Consequences For All.Brimming With Satire And Sex, You Dont Love Me Yet Is A Funny And Affectionate Sendup Of The Alternative Band Scene, The City Of Los Angeles, And The Entire Genre Of Romantic Comedy, But Remains Unmistakably The Work Of The Inimitable Jonathan Lethem.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'You Don't Love Me Yet'? A: The main theme revolves around the paradoxes of love and art, showcasing a romantic farce that intertwines the lives of characters involved in alternative music and personal relationships.
- Q: Who is the author of the novel? A: The author of 'You Don't Love Me Yet' is Jonathan Lethem, known for his unique storytelling and engaging character development.
- Q: What is the genre of this book? A: The genre of 'You Don't Love Me Yet' is a romantic comedy that combines elements of satire and drama within the alternative music scene.
- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: The book contains 240 pages, providing a concise yet engaging narrative.
- Q: What is the publication date of the novel? A: The novel was published on March 13, 2007.
- Q: What type of binding does the book have? A: This edition of 'You Don't Love Me Yet' is available in hardcover binding.
- Q: Is this book suitable for young adults? A: While the book features themes of love and relationships, it also contains adult humor and situations, making it more suitable for mature readers.
- Q: What can readers expect in terms of writing style? A: Readers can expect Jonathan Lethem's distinctive writing style, which is characterized by wit, humor, and insightful commentary on modern life.
- Q: Are there any significant character dynamics in the story? A: Yes, the novel explores complex relationships among characters, including Lucinda's dual life between her job and her passion for music, and her interactions with the Complainer.
- Q: What makes this book different from other romantic comedies? A: The novel stands out for its satirical take on the alternative band scene and incorporates philosophical musings, providing a deeper commentary on love and creativity.