Title
You re Only Old Once!: A Book for Obsolete Children
Delivery time: 8-12 business days (International)
Join in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture bookits just what the doctor ordered for new retirees, old souls, and kids at heartand makes a perfect gift to celebrate birthdays and other milestones! The Doctor is in...Dr. Seuss that is! Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages. A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, and anyone needing a little pickmeup after a doctors visit!
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Returns
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We provide a 2-year limited warranty, from the date of purchase for all our products.
If you believe you have received a defective product, or are experiencing any problems with your product, please contact us.
This warranty strictly does not cover damages that arose from negligence, misuse, wear and tear, or not in accordance with product instructions (dropping the product, etc.).
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the main theme of 'You're Only Old Once!'? A: The book humorously explores the journey of aging through the eyes of an elderly patient experiencing a series of comedic medical scenarios at a fictional clinic.
- Q: Is this book suitable for children? A: Yes, 'You're Only Old Once!' is a picture book by Dr. Seuss that appeals to both children and adults, making it a fun read for all ages.
- Q: How many pages does this book have? A: The book contains 56 pages, featuring colorful illustrations and an engaging rhyming story.
- Q: What is the binding type of this book? A: This edition comes in a hardcover binding, which is durable and suitable for young readers.
- Q: Who is the author of 'You're Only Old Once!'? A: The book is written by Dr. Seuss, a beloved children's author known for his whimsical storytelling and imaginative characters.
- Q: What age group is this book recommended for? A: While the book is primarily aimed at children, it is also an entertaining read for adults, particularly those reflecting on aging.
- Q: When was 'You're Only Old Once!' published? A: The book was published in March 1986.
- Q: Does this book contain illustrations? A: Yes, the book is richly illustrated, contributing to its appeal as a picture book.
- Q: What are some features of this book? A: Features include acid-free text, large print, an illustrated rhyming story, and it is presented in English.
- Q: Is 'You're Only Old Once!' a good gift for special occasions? A: Yes, it is an ideal gift for birthdays, retirements, graduations, and other milestones, providing humor and joy.