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You re Only Young Once: A Book for Obsolete Children
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If laughter is the best medicine, then Youre Only Old Once! is a delightful new defense against aging. Anyone who has ever submitted to a battery of medical tests will empathize with Dr. Seusss Everyman as we follow him through his checkup with the experts at the Golden Years Clinic. From the initial Eyesight and Solvency Test through all the stops along Stethoscope Row to finally being properly pilled and properly billed, Dr. Seuss lightens the aches and pains of growing old with his inimitable wit and wisdom. A perfect gift for anyone over 50!From the Hardcover edition.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What age group is 'You're Only Young Once' suitable for? A: 'You're Only Young Once' by Dr. Seuss is a great read for adults, especially those over 50, as it humorously addresses the challenges of aging.
- Q: What is the main theme of the book? A: The book explores the humorous side of growing older, using Dr. Seuss's signature wit to lighten the experience of medical checkups and aging.
- Q: How many pages does the book have? A: 'You're Only Young Once' contains 48 pages, making it a quick and enjoyable read.
- Q: Is this book suitable for children? A: While the book features Dr. Seuss's style, it is specifically aimed at adults and addresses topics related to aging, making it less suitable for children.
- Q: What type of binding does this book have? A: 'You're Only Young Once' is available in paperback binding, which makes it lightweight and easy to handle.
- Q: When was 'You're Only Young Once' published? A: The book was published on October 13, 1986.
- Q: Can this book be considered a gift? A: Yes, it is often considered a perfect gift for those over 50, combining humor with relatable themes about aging.
- Q: What is the condition of the book? A: The item is listed as 'Good' condition, indicating it has been used but is still in acceptable shape for reading.
- Q: Is there any specific material used in the book's production? A: There is no specific material mentioned for the book, as it is a paperback edition.
- Q: What edition of the book is available? A: 'You're Only Young Once' is available in an 'Uncorrected Proof' edition.